Yay ... Fuck .... Oops

Good afternoon my fabulous blogger bitches. Happy last day of the school holidays!!!! 

I know I don't have kids in school, so it's basically a moot point for me ..... Except the feral kids from the feral neighbours in this feral neighbourhood DO go to school!!!! Wooohoooooooo peace and fucking quiet!!! 

I am now so very lucky to have not one but BOTH kids sick as fuck. Coughing, spluttering, temperatures and you guessed it, snot. 

So. Much. Stringy. Gross. Feral. Snot. 

Miss G, for the most part, uses a tissue, but I have on far too many occasions watched her use her tongue. HER FUCKING TONGUE!!!! My child is just disgusting. 

Miss O is oblivious to the stream of green coming out of her nose. She rubs her nose, spreading said green all over her face. She's ended up with mild conjunctivitis from rubbing it in her eyes. FYI, snot doubles as a face cream. 

I do not kiss my children on the head when they are sick. 

I got some fantastic fucking news on Thursday, I was so stupidly happy that, after crying, I did a happy dance to rival all happy dances. In fact I think my ass is still dancing, *wobble wobble woot woot* . I'm keeping quiet for the moment, waiting for absolute confirmation so stayed tuned! 

"You are in the naughty spot because you used the fuck word" ....... Yeah need to cull the swearing around little ears. 

Oops ......