Slack and Sorry!

I've been soooo fucking slack!! I TOLD you I'd probably lose interest or something! 
Actually that wasn't quite the case ..... 1. I got sick of my own bitching and complaining , and 2. I packed the car and the girls and pissed off to my mums for a week! She lives semi rural and there's sweet FA 3G reception out there, and no such thing as ADSL. I got on facebook off and on, after much yelling, cursing and going all Lion King on the iPad. 

^^ so. many. fucking. times.

Wasn't much of a break, turns out Miss O is NOT a fan of portacots, and Miss G is a fucking bed hog! The fam-bam did help out though, and took over when I was hit with a migraine. Plus I LOVED not having to cook, and mum made me pork, which we know is my favourite.

I got out with the camera a bit, Miss G rode a horse, had a snake at the back door (just a juvenile eastern brown, no biggy :/), went for a drive to see the flood damage .... blah blah, was a change of scenery and then I had to come back to fucking reality.  

 

(FYI I soooo fucking give up getting those pics in some sort of decent layout, deal with it)

Today, 14th March, is also the birthday of possibly the most awesome woman on this planet (apart from myself of course). Why is she so awesome? Because she made me! Happy Birthday to my beautiful, irritating, strong, talented, frustrating and patient Mumma. We are like 2 dominant elephant seals, can't be confined to the same room for too long or we go feral and start bashing each other with our tusks and making scary guttural noises, but it's only because we're so much alike, I have to get my awesomeness from somewhere!! 

That's all I really have tonight, tomorrow is Friday  then it's the weekend and I'm dog sitting on my own, no kids, just me and most importantly, WINE!!! FUCK YES!!! 

edit - if you click on the pictures, they get bigger! Well fuck me, admire my photography skills bitches, DO IT!