Random stuff and things.

Fucking fuck fuck argh, bugger shitballs, ass licking asshat.
That's what I'm calling my week, it's the nicest way I could put it. I could elaborate but honestly I'm too exhausted to bother. So, I'm going to do what I do best, pretend I'm fine and get on with it.

I've been looking for a dictation app but all the ones I've tried obviously don't speak Bree. I could record it and listen back and type but that would require listening to my own voice, um ew, no thanks. Then again my best thoughts come to me while I'm laying in bed trying to sleep, it would be so much easier to speak it rather than type it. Ever turned on your phone/iPad in the pitch dark? Fucking blinding!!!!! Oh and my computer has shit itself, fucker.

So I've said before that I'm a bigger woman. My ass needs its own post code. But the other night I was leaning up against the bench looking at some papers when Miss G suddenly hugged me from behind and planted a kiss on my large rear.
"Kiss for your big bum mum" .... "Uh thanks sweets" ... "You beautiful, tell me I'm beautiful to me" ..... "Yes honey you are beautiful" and off she runs to play.
It makes me sad that it won't be long until her innocent mind is tainted by social media and what they consider "beautiful". I'm beautiful to her because I'm her mum, nothing more, nothing less. How can I argue with her? I fucking love her guts, even though she is stubborn, doesn't do what she's told, is always waking her sister and fights bed time like you wouldn't believe.

Miss O does this thing where she grabs my face and makes me kiss her over and over on her cheek. I stop, she pulls me back. She's now learning to kiss back, put your cheek to her and you're covered in slobber. She's also starting to show her little personality, she will bitch and growl at her big sister when she's had enough, she prefers banana custard to chocolate (if I hadn't pushed her out of my vagina I'd begin to doubt she's my child. How can she not fucking like chocolate?? Chocolate is life!!!!), loves vegemite and water melon, on the rare moments she watches tv she loves the Simpsons and family guy hahaha. I'm loving it, I just wish those evil fucking teeth would cut, so so fucking sick of motherfucking teething. Can you tell?

Eh that's it for me now, I need to sleep, apparently you need it to function.