Monday, 8 April 2013

Surprise!!!

Well fuck me!!! TWO surprises in one night!!! 

1. I'm over 1000 views on this here blog! Awesome sauce bitches! Spread the word, I'm apparently funny and shit, share the love. 

2. Something on Pinterest worked! 

Since I have 2 kids and live in a shoe box, I've been thinking of ways to cut chemical use and stuff, I mean I fucking love the smell of bleach, but 2 kids high on bleach fumes? Maybe not. I consulted Pinterest and a mothers group (don't knock the mothers groups! Fucking awesome bunch of weirdos that know stuff, and things). 
As a result, I just cleaned the shower, basin, bathroom mirror, washing machine and toilet with these 3 things - 


And a spray bottle


Yup, I shit you not. 
Equal parts vinegar and dishwashing liquid, in a spray bottle. 
Spray shower, leave sit, wipe down with paper towel (I fucking love viva, I use it every day), rinse. Done. 
Ditto basin, ditto toilet (with brush of course) and the washing machine I just sprayed the paper towel and wiped down, same with the mirror. 
I'm going to use it with hot water to mop the floor too, now that I finally remembered to buy a fucking mop. 

It worked so well, I'm embarrassed to admit how much soap scum had built up on the shower glass (hence no before/after pics), not its spotless! It's so clean it looks like, well, glass ...... Anyone with a kid will understand toothpaste is also a paint, it ends up every-fucking-where including the mirror, now it fucking sparkles!!!!! Why was I cleaning the washing machine? Well 1. Who the fuck doesn't clean their machine? And 2. my new one also has a glass section on top, it gets filthy in soap scum. 

2 kids in mind again, I've been trying to cut the swearing ..... I love swearing, I don't know why but I do. What I don't love is hearing "fucking hell I can't get my shoe on" .... "Grrr sister you fucked my tower" .... "Fuck I kicked my toe" ..... "Shit I need a drink" .... From my 3.5 year old angelic daughter. 
I'd make a swear jar but I'm too broke to fine myself, I have no one here to smack me upside the head for it and its become such a part of my every day .... 
Is there a point to blogging this? Nope, it's just a lead in to being able to post this picture, and I will be using this reasoning next time I hear the fuck word from my daughters mouth!



2 comments:

  1. That's my favorite fucking dish soap! I love the smell!

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    1. I only got it as it was cheap, I'm not loyal to any particular dishwashing liquid. Bit of a dish liquid whore really, I have a different brand waiting under the sink for its turn.

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