1. I'm over 1000 views on this here blog! Awesome sauce bitches! Spread the word, I'm apparently funny and shit, share the love.
2. Something on Pinterest worked!
Since I have 2 kids and live in a shoe box, I've been thinking of ways to cut chemical use and stuff, I mean I fucking love the smell of bleach, but 2 kids high on bleach fumes? Maybe not. I consulted Pinterest and a mothers group (don't knock the mothers groups! Fucking awesome bunch of weirdos that know stuff, and things).
As a result, I just cleaned the shower, basin, bathroom mirror, washing machine and toilet with these 3 things -
And a spray bottle
Yup, I shit you not.
Equal parts vinegar and dishwashing liquid, in a spray bottle.
Spray shower, leave sit, wipe down with paper towel (I fucking love viva, I use it every day), rinse. Done.
Ditto basin, ditto toilet (with brush of course) and the washing machine I just sprayed the paper towel and wiped down, same with the mirror.
I'm going to use it with hot water to mop the floor too, now that I finally remembered to buy a fucking mop.
It worked so well, I'm embarrassed to admit how much soap scum had built up on the shower glass (hence no before/after pics), not its spotless! It's so clean it looks like, well, glass ...... Anyone with a kid will understand toothpaste is also a paint, it ends up every-fucking-where including the mirror, now it fucking sparkles!!!!! Why was I cleaning the washing machine? Well 1. Who the fuck doesn't clean their machine? And 2. my new one also has a glass section on top, it gets filthy in soap scum.
2 kids in mind again, I've been trying to cut the swearing ..... I love swearing, I don't know why but I do. What I don't love is hearing "fucking hell I can't get my shoe on" .... "Grrr sister you fucked my tower" .... "Fuck I kicked my toe" ..... "Shit I need a drink" .... From my 3.5 year old angelic daughter.
I'd make a swear jar but I'm too broke to fine myself, I have no one here to smack me upside the head for it and its become such a part of my every day ....
Is there a point to blogging this? Nope, it's just a lead in to being able to post this picture, and I will be using this reasoning next time I hear the fuck word from my daughters mouth!
That's my favorite fucking dish soap! I love the smell!
ReplyDeleteI only got it as it was cheap, I'm not loyal to any particular dishwashing liquid. Bit of a dish liquid whore really, I have a different brand waiting under the sink for its turn.
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