I am so smrat

In the pharmacy the other day to pick up my scripts, get the the counter and they have 2 bottles of Dove product marked down to $1.60, bargain, I'll take it. 

Finally got a chance to use it tonight; as I'm washing myself with it, I'm enjoying the smell and reading the back of the bottle ........ And discover it is not a body WASH as I thought it to be, but rather a body LOTION .... at about that same moment I felt its "cooling sensation" in places I don't think it was designed to be felt ..... it was a sensation alright .......